First thing's first: Moggle is the most Bad A$$ cat you will ever meet ever x10. He is a time wizard, meaning he can travel to any point in time he wants, along with blasting people with time energy, he can't really be tricked by anything, also can't see everything's true form, and has his own paw on a string around his neck... except it's the paw of his dad's best friend.... he is a complicated little cat...
He shows up and thinks, know what? I'm kinda bored. Let's help these guys out.
POOF! time travel all of them to 4 hours earlier. So while they are breaking into the library they are also back at an Inn getting drunk like nobodies business. Even the bunny. (Imagine a bunny stuffed animal jumping into a tankard of mead... soaking all that up... and drunk)
All the while, Moggle sets to deciphering the script that tells them where the Zodiac Rings are. Like I said, he can do whatever he wants. And you love him for doing it.
Earlier that day, a part of the group discovered a secret hatch directly beneath the palace (I can't remember who it was but I'm pretty sure it was Qila and Dora again). They started heading down there by themselves but got a funny feeling that they needed the rest of the group ;)
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| Yes. It was divine intervention. |
They let the group know the next day what they found and decide its a good place to start.
And so... They enter the dungeon... Fun dun DUUUUUNNNNNN.
(oh! I'll also point out that Dora stole a wand of darkness from Gram... Just because. It's important later)
The group enters the cavern, including Moggle and Eddie, and Eddie becomes very ill for some reason... Qila looks her over and has a sudden realization... Eddie is a girl!!!
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| congratulations! |
Yea. He was always a she. Also she's prego. Little baby fire rats are on their way! And while most people would vote for burning them alive in sight, Qila instead squeals in a way that forces all the men in the party to grow ovaries. And all the girls in the party to grow an extra ovary. Ovaries for everyone!
They leave Eddie there to do her thing and head into the cavern. One direction gives them all a bad feeling... So they avoid that. A second direction they can hear deep running water, meaning the half-Orc says hell no. That leaves option number 3! A small path that leads to practically no where but hey, might as well check it out.
It was only a few meters into the tunnel that Qila is hoisted up by her leg on a hidden snare trap. Just then a loud bell rings and Moggle notices a green wire of magic energy running from the snare trap into the cave wall (towards the interior). The rest of the group hears shouting coming from a small tunnel beneath the snare trap... And five or six rat people pop out and ATTACK!
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| Kill the infidels! |
They look like this. Half human, half rat, all nasty. They will eat anything: pickles, humans, liver and onions, humans, rotten cabbage, little humans, and even insects. But they mostly prefer humans.
They come busting out of the hole in the ground and immediately attack the group who were to surprised to do anything about it. However, the battle ends pretty quick. You got Qila hanging upside down, Vaylan and Ornack handling the front line, Dora and the wizard doing a thing, and the bunny and cat handling epic long range attacks.
They finish them off and let Qila down to get to the end of the tunnel where they find a treasure chest full of goodies. Probably stuff like what you find at a dentist office that you get to pick from if you don't bite the dentist and it was his fault anyway, I just wanted a bouncy ball.
This cavern however comes to a dead end. So they have to turn around and choose a different path.
They are all still getting bad vibes from one path so the decide, much the the disgust of Ornak, to check out the other path.
They find an underground lake. It was two ropes that allow you to pull yourself on one of two paths across the water while standing on a make shift raft. Vaylan just goes ahead and dives in, cause swimming is awesome.
Ornack freaks the crap out. He saying he won't go just leave him here he'll be fine.
Enter Moggle stage left.
He does this nifty little trick where he time stops Ornak. Literally freezing him mid sentence. They can move him around but he has no clue what's happening. So the load him on to the raft and set out, choosing the lower path. It wasn't long however until they hear a loud rumble... And stalactites start falling from the ceiling towards their boat...
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