Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Ok... so what is that smell? and who is Isadora?

Later that night, all the adventures are sleepy-time. The Bunny (who does not sleep) keeps watch but frankly, how much is a 6yr old trapped in the body of a stuffed animal going to pay attention?
Correct. not much.

So she DOESN'T notice when there is a sudden sulfuric smell in the air. Or the large group of goblins that have suddenly popped up and... grabbed everyone. Well that's unfortunate. Everyone is tied up really tight BUT because of how awesome everyone is, some of them are already free. (Vaylan isn't but if he decides to go full bear form he is gonna bust those ropes anyway... he's a big dude.)

Now the Captain of the Goblin party is talking and rambling and I honestly don't remember what he says... It wasn't important. Probably something like "Don't vaccinate your kids" or "How dare you not have a vegan option" but most probably "Blah blah blah blah". You get the idea. The basics are they're evil, there to eat people, and probably think the halfling is kinda cute ;)

Vaylan, being the one with the sharpest eyes, has noticed that Chadwick is making pointed staring motions to a spot by the fire. It's about then that Vaylan notices the toad ring next to the fire It's also about then that Chadwick gets his head cut off.
that escalated quickly
You read that right. Zip! Off goes the head. It bounces about and probably rolls someplace with his tongue sticking out in a comical manner... which means at some point he probably licked the ground... Remember kids! In eminent decapitation, keep your mouth closed. You don't want to suffer that kind of indignity.

His body and head are taken away and that's when people go hulk on these guys. All of them are in a rage. All of them are there to kick ass and hand out lollipops... none of them had any more lollipops. 

Needless to say, they owned. A few survived by running away like the french natives they are. 

The group is also ready to track them down and hand out more non-existent lollipops. But it is then that a lovely young lady wanders into the camp. Her name is Isadora. Instantly both the Half-Orc and the Half dead wizard are in love.
when I say lovely young lady I mean dead sexy
She hears the groups plan to go avenge their friend but tells them it's a suicide mission. Like... a fly is trying to attack a Venus fly trap in order to avenge it's fallen comrades. Unfortunately the outcome of this tact would be the same result as the stupid fly: discovering a new definition of pain as they are slowly digested. Or they will raped, killed, eaten, and sewn into clothing, though not necessarily in that order.

She instead asks if she can join them on their trip to Redwall, the place that Chadwhick translated from the scroll as housing the Rat Deity ring.

Sure. Why not. She pretty sexy.

So they start their trip. A few days later they reach the city of Redwall. It is a desert city built into the sides of a giant red rock (think Australia) with a teared city layout. It's situated in a half circle with one main outer wall close to 80 feet high and 5 man gates set at intervals around the wall. After that it forms a kind of waggon wheel, with walls stretching from the main wall to the plaza of a giant palace. A second wall sets inside that city, halfway between the main wall and the palace, and it separates the living areas and markets from the palace, prison, and guard house along with a few other noble houses and swankier shops.

The architecture of the city looks like a time line. Newer buildings and house are just build on the top of other ones after the city is conquered by a new leader. The person in charge now is a man by the name of Duke Sky. He was at one time an adventurer as well and loves to accommodate them. He has even set up an enormous library in order to assist them on new information they might need. 

So that's what the group finds when they get there. First thing they decide to do is get the rest of the scroll translated. Not knowing where to begin they head to a local pub to ask information. Or at least, the bunny does. She sets off and prays that everyone else follows her, cause she don't need no man! she will live her own life. 
Hell yes bunny. You can do it! 
Moving on. They gain information that says that if they look in the library (shock) and decided to head that way. 
Or rather, the bunny, Qila (that is all) Maybe Isadora as well... A few of them go to the library.

When they show up they are stopped by someone with a long drawl that would put anyone to sleep, though why you would want to sleep near this guy is beyond me. He looks like he might steal your kidney and use it as a pocket watch.
He introduces himself as the butler (creeeeeeeepppppppyyyyyy) and asks if he can help them. After explaining what they are looking for the butler giggles to himself in a "gonna get his throat punched" kind of way and explains they are not allowed into the library. He also steals the bunny. (Not gonna lie, dude sucks.)

That's when Qila and Isadora come up with a plan.... break into the library at night and steal what they can!!!!!!!! Woot! Rebels!

That's when they wait until time to break in... So here is the tricky part... the guys of the group Gram, Vaylan, and Ornak have the EXACT same idea. On the same night... and pretty much the same time.

Now I sadly do not recall most of what goes down. Highlights
Qila and Isadora break in without too much trouble.
Gram and Vaylan I'm pretty sure have to knock out some guards.
Ornack is drunk out on the front steps.
Qila scars a man for life by basically slicing his face off...
Vaylan scars people so bad they die.
The bunny throws a books case at some people.
Ornack is singing while drunk on the front steps.
Lots of guards... lots of them die (Vaylan doesn't know his own strength)
Ornack is REALLY drunk. He is also chatting with a guard named Isaac.
They lit the library on fire. 

The eventually find the book and make it out of the library which is in the castle. But how are they going to get away with this? They can' have ANOTHER city out for their blood....

enter the most powerful creature they have ever met in their lives... a creature of legend and one the stands out in sophistication and raw cunning. A creature that is wise, long lived, able to travel through time, and a cat.

Meet Moggle. An orange tabby cat that can control time.
Shit just got real. 

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